Sheepish response

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Sheepish response

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YEARS ago, at an abattoir, where the policy was to immediately alert the police if an animal escaped.
Once a sheep made a run for it, and the chap in charge, who just might have been imbibing fluids of the non-waterish variety, dutifully phoned the constabulary and informed them of the incident.
“Could you describe this sheep, sir?” said the cop on duty.
After a thoughtful pause the abattoir worker replied: “Well, it’s white and woolly and if you approach it, it’s likely to say, ‘Baaaa’.”
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