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floydian slip
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Nurse , nurse

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A guy waken up in hospital after an operation and shouts out.
Nurse , nurse!!!
A canny feel ma legs!!
She said I know
The doactor took yer airms aff yesterday
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A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, “Well, that’s great…some asshole’s got my pen😂

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