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Dead Dog

Post by gnyaff » Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:55 am

Muldoon lived in the Irish countryside with only his pet dog for company. One day the dog died and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, Father, my dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the poor creature?

Father Patrick replied, I'm afraid not, we can't be having services for animals in the church. But there are some Baptists down the road. There's no telling what they believe, maybe they will do something for the creature.

Muldoon said thank you father, I'll go right away, and do you think a donation of 5,000 pounds wold be enough for a service?

Father Patrick exclaimed. Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Catholic?

Wee Boney

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