Don't think it was Mrs Jones' burd that had lumbago Bonzo - I think it was her Bert's lumbago laughing at a budgie with lumbago!!!bonzo wrote:Gor blimey Mrs Jones how's your birds lumbago?
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Jeez meg I've listened tae that song for years and thought that was the lyric . Once again the 3 towners is a place of learning
Those wimin were in the nip.
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You be given the same reward
Socrates and Milhous Nixon
Both went the same way - through the kitchen
Plato the Greek or Rin Tin Tin
Who's more famous to the billion millions?
News Flash: Vacuum Cleaner Sucks Up Budgie
Oooohh...bub-bye
Cor blimey hallo Missus Jones,
How's your Berts lombago?
(Mustn't grumble)
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still chuckling at bird's lumbago and trying to picture it
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Those wimin were in the nip.
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