Quote of the day

[Catherine Belle]

Don't worry. Be happy... Bobby McFerrin

[GordMac]

Blessed are those who expect nothing for they shall never be disappointed.(Masonic Christmas cracker)

[Bruce]

Blessed are the piecemakers, for they will have Cheese and Pickle

[GordMac]

Be kind to your children ,because thy get to pick your care home.

[bonzo]

Blessed are the piecemakers, for they will have Cheese and Pickle

Blessed are the cheesemakers

Blessed are the big noses

Monty python 1979

[Catherine Belle]

The only thing wrong with the American elections is that one of them will win...

[morag]

A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up. Mae West.

[glenshena]

A mother can look after 10 weans, but 10 weans can't look after a mother.

[5siamese7]

Written on toilet wall at a railway station many moons ago. "Here am I broken hearted paid a penny only farted." And written on the wall in the toilet at Kelburn park, "equal rights for jobbies we're not all sh--es.

[brian f]

The problem with the World is that everyone is a few drinks behind - Humphrey Bogart.

[huey1]

Playing golf is mind over matter if you don't mind the score it doesn't matter

[bonzo]

Gor blimey Mrs Jones how's your birds lumbago?